Another hockey town wins the cup!
Pffffft. Whatever.
I guess we could say, same clowns win as last year. The cup I'm talking about, not the jouster. So let's get to the more important matters. Jouster results.
Welcome. Welcome High End Balogna. Welcome to the jouster. Like taking candy from a baby, right? Seems there's a bit of pattern happening here. Seems like every time a new jouster enters the fray, they win. Down side is the following year, right Bam Bam? We'll see how good it is next year HEB. What you need to do is take some pointers from Lapinski. Just come in second and don't suffer the Championship hangover the following year. In any case, I suppose a Congrats is in order for the big win. Yay to myself for sporting a rather fiesty second. Bob, well, I can't believe how well you do all competition long and just never seem to be able to finish. Perhaps the Oilers are taking notes. Frank Rizzo making huge progress in the back half, but just not quite enough. Mermaid Princess also hanging in there the whole time, except, unfortunately, until the last round.
Perfect picks in the final round go to High End Balogna, Lapinski, Frank Rizzo, Dad and Tom Poolery. Bam Bam wins the free Jouster Voucher for next year. Sorry Picky Picky, just 65 points too many. I'll have to check, but Bam Bam may have set a new record low. As for everyone else. Consider yourself dispatched. Thanks to everyone who took part in making this the biggest Jouster yet. Everyone welcome back next year. Hopefully we can be choosing between the Jets and ??? in the final. Hopes and dreams. Maybe that should be smoke and mirrors.
See you next year. Jouster Central.
This years payout:
First Place: $350
Second Place: $150
Last Place: Jouster voucher for free entry into next years shenanigans.
Everything else: Diddly
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You can view the evolution of the Jouster as well as all of the past Jouster competitions in the Archive.